What outfit do you wear to your interview?
Whatever is cleanest on your floor
A knit top that you spill coffee on on your cab ride over
A classic pencil skirt and blouse you invested in last year
A vintage Chanel suit
When Miranda asks you to pull a Bottega Veneta mustard gabardine duster from the fashion closet, you...
Nod but then frantically ask Emily for help
Write down what she is saying and figure it out eventually
... wait, what?
Know exactly what this means. You read WWD for crying out loud.
What is your favorite clothing store?
My local thrift shop
Your boyfriend surprises you with concert tickets the same night you're asked to work late. You...
Pretend you're sick so you can sneak out. But then accidentally upload a photo to Instagram.
Just leave, you can't ask me to stay late last minute!
Work your size 6 butt off to get as much work done and ask if you can come in early tomorrow to finish anything up
Tell your boyfriend to stop expecting you to have a social life. Your Miranda's assistant first, his girlfriend second.
Miranda asks you to get tickets to a movie for the twins that hasn't even come out yet. You...
Get them tickets to something else. It's probably just as good?
Bribe the twins into pretending you pulled it off in exchange for doing their homework
Call Spielberg himself. It's Miranda Priestly, he can have his editors work faster.
Tell her it can't be done!
What lunch do you pack for work?
A medium steak from Smith & Wollensky that you're willing to give up if Miranda thinks hers tastes "off"
Baked potato soup, chips, and Mountain Dew
Salad Nigel has shamed you into eating
The diet Emily told you about where you just eat a piece of cheese. Paris is in two weeks!
A Few Months
At Least A Year
You Never Even Got Hired
No, no, that wasn't a question.