How Long Would You Have Lasted As Miranda Priestly's Assistant?

A classic pencil skirt and blouse you invested in last year

Whatever is cleanest on your floor

A knit top that you spill coffee on on your cab ride over

A vintage Chanel suit

Write down what she is saying and figure it out eventually

Nod but then frantically ask Emily for help

Know exactly what this means. You read WWD for crying out loud.

... wait, what?

Forever21

Barney's

J. Crew

My local thrift shop

Just leave, you can't ask me to stay late last minute!

Tell your boyfriend to stop expecting you to have a social life. Your Miranda's assistant first, his girlfriend second.

Pretend you're sick so you can sneak out. But then accidentally upload a photo to Instagram.

Work your size 6 butt off to get as much work done and ask if you can come in early tomorrow to finish anything up

Call Spielberg himself. It's Miranda Priestly, he can have his editors work faster.

Get them tickets to something else. It's probably just as good?

Tell her it can't be done!

Bribe the twins into pretending you pulled it off in exchange for doing their homework

The diet Emily told you about where you just eat a piece of cheese. Paris is in two weeks!

Baked potato soup, chips, and Mountain Dew

Salad Nigel has shamed you into eating

A medium steak from Smith & Wollensky that you're willing to give up if Miranda thinks hers tastes "off"