Which Boris Johnson Are You?
Which Boris Johnson Are You?
Are you insulting Obama or stuck on a zipwire?
Are you insulting Obama or stuck on a zipwire?
What's your biggest problem?
But you have so many good qualities! What's your best?
What's your dream job?
What's the key to your career success?
Your media appearances are ramping up. How do you get into shape?
What was your favourite age?
What's the plan for when you retire?
Stuck on a zipwire Boris
Stuck on a zipwire Boris
You were trying to show off your political chops and somehow you've ended up stuck in the middle of the air, looking like a damn fool. Don't worry though - it's not like you've made any other faux pas, right?!!?
Problematic columnist Boris
Problematic columnist Boris
You spent years as a journalist - you can't be expected to remember everything you ever wrote, right?! And they're only WORDS, right?! And, honestly, who HASN'T written an obscene limerick about the President of Turkey? Jeez, lighten up, chaps.
Headbutting a child Boris
Headbutting a child Boris
The important thing here is not taking part: the important thing here is winning. And if winning means headbutting a small child in order to get what you want, what else can you do?