What kind of patriarchy smashing potlucker are you?
What kind of patriarchy smashing potlucker are you?
Not sure what to bring to the potluck? Not sure which baked good, alcoholic beverage, or savory snack best expresses your inner witch? Look no further.
Not sure what to bring to the potluck? Not sure which baked good, alcoholic beverage, or savory snack best expresses your inner witch? Look no further.
When I see a black cat in a dark alleyway, I
When I want to get revenge on a catcaller, I
My favorite feminist author is
Before I go to bed at night I
My favorite natural element is
When I leave a party, people think
If I could do anything with my magic powers, I would
My favorite time of year is
My favorite feminist motto is
My friends like to describe me as
The Baker
The Baker
You are a precise, committed, and all-around scrumptious potluck guest. No one ever has to worry that you’ll show up without a cute costume and even cuter cupcakes! At rituals, you are the most likely to arrange carpools and make sure everyone has enough sage and candles. People love your easy-going nature and the humor you bring to your culinary spell casting. Let your creativity shine through with a colorful multilayered cake or a selection of hand-decorated cookies.
The Boozer
The Boozer
You may arrive to the party two hours late, but your electric personality is worth the wait! Fellow party goers can’t get enough of your puzzling mixture of deep witchy knowledge and spontaneous nonchalance. If people aren’t dancing, they will be by the time you enter the scene. Let your feisty nature shine through with a signature cocktail of your own design—just make sure you don’t get carried away experimenting with flavors the night before!
The Nourisher
The Nourisher
People’s happiness and wellbeing are your first concern. You’ve never cast a revenge spell in your life and you’re not much for the dark arts. Fellow potluck-goers will appreciate your constant reminders to “DRINK MORE WATER!” and your capacity for deep listening and intellectually stimulating conversation. Just remember to enjoy yourself and let others treat you to the care you deserve! Let your snuggly personality shine trough with a zesty arugula salad or a savory asparagus tart.
The Snacker
The Snacker
Your worst nightmare is being stuck home alone on the solstice without any witchy friends to teach you new spells. A lover of variety, color, and all things sensual, you will probably come away from any potluck with a gaggle of new friends and maybe even some new lovers. Just don’t forget your wallet, keys, and metro card on the way out!! Let your colorful personality shine through with a selection of autumnal crudités or your favorite smoked Gouda. And don’t forget the caramel popcorn for a touch of youthful fun!
The Freeloader
The Freeloader
“This year, I’m going to make an apple pie from scratch and brew my own witchy cider!” This may have been your intention on Monday, but by Friday you’ve spent all your money on bagels, lost your keys in a subway grate, and blown off your best friend (twice) for a girl you met at Cubbyhole. You may not remember to bring anything to the party, but no one will even notice once they feel the full force of your charming smile and generous hug. Just try not to knock anything over or spill red wine on the carpet!