Which Bath and body works scent are you based on your favorite friends quote

Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic

Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant or promoted

We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes

I want to show you how to fold the toliet paper into a point

Ugh it's so exughsating waiting for death

I wish I could but I don't want to

You can't have S-E-X when you're take care of a B-A-B-I-E

I don't like it when people take food of my plate ok?

I'm not that great at the advice thing can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment

I'm hopless and awkward and desperate for love!

You're over me? When were you under me

That sandwich was the only good thing in my life, some ate the only good thing left in my life!!