What Should Be Your Favorite Sport?
What Should Be Your Favorite Sport?
A day without sports (also known as "the day before and after the MLB All-Star break) is truly miserable. But what is the one sport you truly could not live without? Are you a football fan, a baseball fanatic, or, ugh, "into soccer"? Take this quiz to find out!
A day without sports (also known as "the day before and after the MLB All-Star break) is truly miserable. But what is the one sport you truly could not live without? Are you a football fan, a baseball fanatic, or, ugh, "into soccer"? Take this quiz to find out!
How long do you like your games to be?
What speed do you like your games played at?
What style of play describes you?
Which player do you like best?
Would you rather watch a game outside or inside?
I would rather watch a game with a final score of...
Your team is on the field. How many players should there be?
What is the most exciting play in sports?
What kind of drink best describes you?
Finally, if you could do one thing in a professional sports game, what would it be?
You're a football fan!
You're a football fan!
You're probably not surprised, but you, like apparently EVERYONE in America (no judgement, go Bears) love football more than every other sport.
And what's not to like?
There's action, violence, strategy, and excitement that's unmatched in any other sport! Enjoy it while it lasts -- the league probably has about 20 or 30 years before it destroys itself from within over concussion concerns. You probably have a fantasy football team that gives out a trophy, you've seen every episode of The League, and you have memorized the locations of all the nearby bars that have NFL RedZone.
You have very strong opinions about Terry Bradshaw for some reason.
You're a baseball fan!
You're a baseball fan!
Hey, you're a baseball fan! You love tradition and sitting around for three hours drinking beer and not feeling like an asshole for talking while the game's going on.
Your sport is relaxed, and so are you, unless someone breaks one of the thousands of unwritten "old school" rules, and all of a sudden you're going on a tirade of how "back in the day (insert player, but probably Bryce Harper) would have gotten a little chin music for (some "showboaty" display, but probably flipping a bat)."
You always buy peanuts outside the stadium because it's two dollars cheaper.
You're a hockey fan!
You're a hockey fan!
Well, ya hoser (am I saying that right?) looks like you're into hockey in a bad way. You're most probably from Canada, or one of the parts in America that get SUPER cold, or you moved to LA in 2014 and was like, "Wow this Stanley Cup thing is fun, and so easy to win!" before getting punched by a Canadiens fan.
You love hockey for its fast pace, its brutal play, and the eight heart attacks you've suffered due to playoff overtime hockey. Part of you wishes that hockey was more popular, but then again, part of you likes lording your true HOCKEY FANDOM in the face of all those damn BANDWAGON FANS. You have also almost definitely been in a bar fight before.
You're a basketball fan!
You're a basketball fan!
Kobe! You love basketball more than any other sport, and what's not to love? They've got the best superstars, the fastest action, and I'm pretty sure Vine was specifically invented so you can watch people get posterized without having to sit through three quarters of boring back-and-forth with the hopes that it'll stay close enough that you can really enjoy the truly exciting final five minutes of frantic competition.
You have a favorite team (your home team), a favorite superstar (Steph Curry until, like, June of this year), and a favorite brand of shoe "created by" a DIFFERENT (definitely not Steph Curry) player. You would do unspeakable things for the chance to sit courtside for a game.
You've had the "is ___ better than MJ" argument about no fewer than five different players, and you're not even bored of the topic yet.
You're a soccer fan :-(
You're a soccer fan :-(
Hey, that's cool, I didn't realize that people outside of the states read this article!
Anyway, you're a soccer fan, or as it's referred to by the rest of the world "a different word than soccer for some reason." You're a fan of STRATEGIC RUNNING. In all seriousness, soccer is the most popular sport in the world for a reason, which everyone in America remembers for about three weeks every World Cup (when Team USA is doing fairly well). You love the edge of your seat feeling that comes with every shot on the net, and sometimes (I've been told) the ball actually goes in, and then you lose your shit! It's fun! You also claim not to be a hooligan, but have totally damaged someone else's car at least once because your team lost.
You don't live in England, but support a Premiere League team.
You're into some weird shit, aren't you?
You're into some weird shit, aren't you?
Huh, that's weird. So you're telling me you have a favorite sport that's NOT baseball, hockey, soccer, football, or basketball? Like...how?
Did jai alai come into town and really BLOW YOUR MIND? Are you from one of those countries that's good at Handball for some reason? Either way, you definitely pride yourself for being "out there" and for "only being able to watch your favorite sport on ESPN Ocho at 3 in the morning." Your favorite sporting event is the Olympics, and you don't even watch it for the swimming or gymnastics, you weirdo.
You actually follow the results of the World Championships for Judo religiously.