Which FFXIV Knight of the Round Should Be Your Sexy Boyfriend?

Ever find yourself overwhelmed by the good-looking, honest-working, hunk-a-licious knights of the Heavens' Ward? With so many options, it can be hard to choose just one! Take this quiz to find out which H-O-T member of Archbishop Thordan VII's personal guard will be your sexy boyfriend!

Goodly Bard
Created By Goodly Bard
On Feb 4, 2016

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Someone is spreading rumors behind your back. A mutual friend informs you of this. How do you react?

Cats or dogs?

Ser Zephirin

Ser Zephirin

You got Ser Zephirin! You like a man who's large and in charge. As leader of the Heavens' Ward knights, Ser Zephirin commands the respect of his fellow guardsmen with his strength of character and absolute devotion--so you can be sure he'll stay devoted to you! He's strong, tall, and has great hair. What more could you want? His legendary greatsword is all yo--wait. Oh my god. Was this the guy who killed Haurchefant? Oh my god. You sick bastard.

Ser Adelphel

Ser Adelphel

You got Ser Adelphel, you lucky duck! Ser Adelphel is widely admired by the ladies of Ishgard for his handsome, hunk-of-the-month features and stunning elegance in battle. Trained by his father from a young age in the art of the sword and the way of the knight, the Brightblade will certainly show you that chivalry's not dead! He's a real ladies' man who'll treat you right... if you don't mind a little jealousy from Ishgard's female population.

Ser Charibert

Ser Charibert

You got Ser Charibert! Sounds like you like it spicy! Ser Charibert the Stern is a hothead firecracker just waiting to heat up your love-life. Known for his brutally effective interrogation tactics, this breath-taker likes it direct and no-nonsense--and so do you! Ser Charibert won't be just anyone's sexy boyfriend. He doesn't have time to mess around with the filthy rats populating the streets of Ishgard, so you must really be something special. Don't be afraid to embrace his sadistic side; it might just be where the magic happens!

Ser Grinnaux de Dzemael

Ser Grinnaux de Dzemael

You got Ser Grinnaux! Got a thing for bad boys, huh? Ser Grinnaux the Bull earned his title through a combination of exceptional combat prowess and general misconduct among the prestigious House Dzemael, but don't let that scare you away. He's the kind of guy who'll keep unmoving faith in you, unless you betray him, in which case you can expect to find a dimensional rift in your relationship. If you're ready for a wild ride, don't be afraid to grab this bull by the horns!

Ser Guerrique

Ser Guerrique

You got Ser Guerrique! Also known as Ser Guerrique the Crushing, don't expect this strongman to make the first move. Nothing matters more to him than physical strength--at least that's what he wants you to think, so be persistent! Pay no mind to his hard-to-get attitude; it just means he likes you. When you finally build up the courage to axe this heartthrob out, he'll take a swing at showing you what it really means to be a knight of the round.

Ser Haumeric

Ser Haumeric

You got Ser Haumeric! Smart, sensitive, and a more upstanding gentlemen than some of his Heavens' Ward compatriots, you've got a righteous man on your hands to accompany that righteous booty! Ser Haumeric graduated at the top of his class at the Saint Endalim Scholasticate, standing out for his prodigal understanding and manipulation of magics. Expect him to be an attentive, intellectual, and serious boyfriend with a knack for conjuring some truly magical evenings.

Ser Janlenoux

Ser Janlenoux

You got Ser Janlenoux! Born to a lesser noble family, he earned his position in the Heavens' Ward through hard work and dedication, so he's ready to put some serious work into your sexy new relationship. He's known Ser Adelphel since they were both in training, but he knows when to put aside the bromance to focus on YOU. Janlenoux's the kind of serious, reliable, hunkalicious guy who knows he doesn't have to compensate for anything, and the confidence to back up his skill, both on the battlefield... and in the bedroom.

One of the Ones Nobody Cares About

One of the Ones Nobody Cares About

Well, I suppose your sexy boyfriend is either Ser Hermenost, Ser Ignasse, Ser Vellguine, Ser Noudenet, or Ser Paulecrain. Turns out there's only so many potential result fields you can have on this website, so you'll just have to make due with one of these chumps. Or maybe all of them? The world's your oyster, I guess.

Ser Hermenost is some crusty old guy who's a real knight at heart or whatever. I guess he's a good option if you like your sexy boyfriend to be experienced, but you also lack taste.

Ser Ignasse is probably your best bet with this lot, since he was originally a Dragoon, but he's also got a huge mancrush on Ser Vellguine, so you'll have to share.

Ser Vellguine's nickname is "the Unbreakable Spear", so be sure to factor that one into your sexy boyfriend selection. He's also a pretty nice guy, but only slightly less wizened than Ser Hermenost.

Ser Noudenet is a pansy magic-wielder from a Noble family. You could really do better.

Ser Paulecrain, AKA Paulecrain Coldfire, is Ser Grinnaux's wingman and go-to henchman. He's kind of like the generic cereal when you can't afford namebrand Grinnaux-O's,