What is the best part of your game?
Can you chip balls into a washing machine? (If you've never tried before, go and find out...)
No sadly not. I just asked for permission but I wasn't allowed.
I tried. Shanked it through the dishwasher.
All day long!
Where is it?!
Where can we find you when you're not on the golf course?
On the couch
Playing some other kind of sport
If they start cutting the deep rough before the start of a tournament, you say...
It's the same course for everyone out there, so who cares.
WTF?! The fairways are already 60 yards wide, why bother?
Happy days! I need all the help I can get out there.
How often do you work out?
LOL I don't!
Once or twice a month
Once or twice a week
How far can you drive the golf ball?
Over 280 yards
Which football team do you support?
Have you ever had a head full of luscious lettuce?
Yes once as a teenager, never again
Always been a skinhead
No, I like a short back and sides thanks
Yeah I let it grow long every now and then
Have you ever got your best mate to caddie for you?
What percent of the major winning, power hitting, weight lifting Northern Irishman are you?