When a group ahead of you is playing slowly, you react by...
reporting the group after the round to the committee chairman
having a quiet word with the culprits after the round in the bar
chatting and joking to your playing partners; you may even decide to take a selfie together
holding your hands aloft as if to say 'come on guys, let's get a wriggle on'
Someone you've never seen before walks into the clubhouse bar. You react by...
stopping your conversation to stare at them
buying them a pint
walking over and introducing yourself
not even batting an eyelid
You miss a three-foot putt, look to the sky and then blame...
your caddie, or the nearest person to you
the putting surface
One of your playing partners is about to take a drop on the other side of the fairway. You decide to...
wait patiently for your turn but watch every move
walk over and make sure the ruling is done correctly
prepare for your own shot
You met Justin Rose once. You refer to him in conversation with friends as...
You're playing off 24. You decide to invest your money in...
a brand new set of game improvement irons
a set of blades, a launch monitor and handheld GPS
How far do you carry a 7-iron...
180 yards +
less than than 140 yards
You're playing a practice round with pals, but one of the guys tees it up when it's not his honour. You decide to...
let the person carry on
cough and then walk over to him while teeing up your own ball
make some sort of witty joke about it
Fair play. You love your golf but don't take it too seriously. Good on you.
Slow play, rules and etiquette - what % golf snob are you?