When a group ahead of you is playing slowly, you react by...
reporting the group after the round to the committee chairman
chatting and joking to your playing partners; you may even decide to take a selfie together
holding your hands aloft as if to say 'come on guys, let's get a wriggle on'
having a quiet word with the culprits after the round in the bar
Someone you've never seen before walks into the clubhouse bar. You react by...
not even batting an eyelid
buying them a pint
stopping your conversation to stare at them
walking over and introducing yourself
You miss a three-foot putt, look to the sky and then blame...
the putting surface
your caddie, or the nearest person to you
One of your playing partners is about to take a drop on the other side of the fairway. You decide to...
prepare for your own shot
wait patiently for your turn but watch every move
walk over and make sure the ruling is done correctly
You met Justin Rose once. You refer to him in conversation with friends as...
You're playing off 24. You decide to invest your money in...
a set of blades, a launch monitor and handheld GPS
a brand new set of game improvement irons
How far do you carry a 7-iron...
180 yards +
less than than 140 yards
You're playing a practice round with pals, but one of the guys tees it up when it's not his honour. You decide to...
let the person carry on
make some sort of witty joke about it
cough and then walk over to him while teeing up your own ball
Fair play. You love your golf but don't take it too seriously. Good on you.
Slow play, rules and etiquette - what % golf snob are you?