14 of John Daly's finest quotes

Whatever you might think of two-time major champion John Daly, he's mildly entertaining at least.

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On Mar 29, 2017
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"I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I find it, I hit it again."

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"Everyone has addictions and my problem is I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling. If it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women."

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"I don’t think I've ever stepped into a gym – they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic."

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"I was never able to have just three or four beers. One's too many, and 10 just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school."

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"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."

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"The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team."

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"I enjoy all the oohs! and ahhs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss a putt."

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"I will just put four or five packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine."

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"I know there's a lot of guys out there who would like to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad."

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(About his future wife) "She said, 'I don’t like blonds and I don’t like golfers, but I do like fat boys.' So I knew I had a chance."

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(When asked what he would serve for the Masters dinner) "It's gonna be grease, I'll tell ya that. I love Hooters."

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"It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff."

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"All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddie) said "kill", and I killed it."

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"There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat."

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