12 things only obsessed golfers do

When a car lets you cross the road, you'll wave to the driver as though you're Ross Fisher having just made a birdie putt.

Whether you're waiting for that document to print, in the queue at the bank, or there's a brolly to hand, you just can't help but hone those swing improvements.

Come on, we all know someone with a dog called Seve or cat called Monty.

Your family and loved ones know you think fondly of them, but that stunning course you once played gets pride of place on the lock screen.

April will forever be known as Masters month, and the start of the official golf season.

Golf tees on mats, balls in drinks holders, ball markers down the side of seats, and a golf jumble sale going on in the boot.

Lunch breaks involve a solid half hour checking out the latest instruction tips on GolfMagic.com.

Golf courses will always take preference over schools, train stations, crime rates and all that other stuff.

Finding a carpet that rolls the same speed as your home club's greens will improve your chances of winning the Club Championship.

"The pub is about a 6-iron away from the station, mate."

Whether it's a night out with your friends or a trip down the shops, a golf branded top or pair of hybrid shoes will be worn.

Your partner may be dragging you away to "forget about golf for a week", but you will be having none of it.