The Second Life Bunny Holocaust

You might know Second Life as that thing which drove many normies completely insane. You might also know it as that game in which those horrible subhuman Furries congregate.

Well, now you'll also know it for virtual bunny murder...

What has doomed the dead, soulless little bastards, you might ask? Well, a legal dispute between Akimeta, Ltd. (The creators of the assets) and Ozimals, LLC/Inc. (the company responsible for flooding the digital wasteland with rabbits).

Cameron Holt, the owner of Ozimals LLC/Inc, allegedly dissolved the Ozimals company in late 2016, but continued to profit off of the contracted assets in violation of that contract.

Regardless, due to the legal snafu, the Ozimals databases must be brought offline. And there’s the rub. See, Second life is a stupid, arcane mess filled to the brim with bestial filth. What that means is that the rules for how the game operates defy the laws of nature as they feel like it.

The rabbits are considered “breedable” (hughhugghhhughhh, *barf*), which means they need to eat. If they don’t eat, in 72 hours they “hibernate”. Forever. If the databases never come back, they’re effectively dead.

Granted, any bunnies which have had an “Everlasting Timepiece” purchased for them will, in turn, be active “forever”.

Needless to say, Australia, and most people, probably don’t care about this. And neither do I. Second Life is a creepy obsession for some people, and by some people I mean disgusting Furries.

I shall leave you as you left me. As you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet… buried alive… buried alive.