Which Ridiculously Cute Kitten Will You Adopt?

Behind each scratching post, there's a fuzzy feline waiting to curl up next to you.

Gene Djinn
Created by Gene Djinn
On Apr 11, 2016

which one will you rescue from the shelter? Pick a scratching post:

Mittens

Mittens

You're taking little Mittens home. Born with extra toes on each of his gloved paws, he requires extra love from someone special. His disposition is always as sunny as his orange fur. He loves it when you stand up and leave a nice warm spot on the sofa. Just be careful when you sit back down. Plus, if you scratch him behind the ear just right, he'll put his paw right in the palm of your hand. Gimme seven, buddy!

Talia

Talia

Talia is an excellent choice. The runt of her litter, she's as playful as the day is long. She may seem like a handful of super fluff at first, but her rambunctious spirit will make even the most world-weary of life travelers feel young at heart. Plus, if you wear her out, you'll have the good fortune of having her purr in your bed as you fall asleep to the pleasing vibrations.

Luke Skywhiskers

Luke Skywhiskers

The Fur is with you, young Jedi, for you have selected Luke Skywhiskers. A master of cute-fu, he is trained in the ancient art of making you utterly forget your troubles. His claws are too small to be lightsabers, but they will make you think twice if you ruffle his fur the wrong way. He'll make up for any harm done with sandpaper kisses, though.

Adele

Adele

Like her vocalist namesake, Adele is as soulful as it gets. Unlike her possible namesake, she is covered in fur and not classically trained. However, she's a bush cat, she won't climb all over your knickknacks or knock your cellphone off the dresser. What she will do is roll over, and over, and over, straight into the waiting cavity of your heart. When she sings you her own special song, you'll be glad she came home with you.

Clark Kat Superkitty

Clark Kat Superkitty

Faster than a tennis ball. More powerful than a Rumba. Able to leap several inches off the ground after scaring the ever-living heck out of himself. That's Clark Kat, Superkitty. In all honesty, he may not be able to fight crime or balance the budget, but Clark certainly will put an end to the vile scourge of loneliness with his heart-warming cat rays.

Tigress Tasha

Tigress Tasha

Tigress Tasha will likely be the friendliest face you see at the beginning and end of every day. Rescuing her from that little cage will give her a cat-gratitude towards you which will ensure an endless supply of sassy looks, doing the exact opposite of what you ask her to do, and unrolling all the toilet paper rolls in the house. On the other hand, that tiny mew when you get home from work will make up for any and all frustrations.

Notorious C.A.T.

Notorious C.A.T.

Meowing ain't easy but its necessary when your name is Notorious C.A.T. He won't start any east side of the house-west side of the house battles, but he will antagonize the dog in the most insanely adorable ways -- which he/she will gladly put up with. Bringing big C home will bring harmony to your world and stop him from frontin' on the other cats in the pizzound.

Catrick Swayze

Catrick Swayze

Always the inquisitive one, adopting Catrick will bring you no end of tough kitty banter. But you'll really appreciate the ways he mixes things up around the house. And put him on a polished dance floor and watch in delight as he skids wildly but gracefully out of control. Isn't Catrick Swayze due for a comeback, anyway?

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