Which U2 album are you?

Los Angeles

Dublin

Berlin

Cities are a postmodern construct that exist only in our minds

Black wraparound shades, a gold lame blazer and too much black eyeliner

My favourite dusty desert boots, a black vest, a leather waistcoat and my trusty Stetson.

A pair of cycling shorts, denim shoes, a lilac sequined sleeveless t-shirt and a raspberry beret

A Dublin jersey

Me, bareback across the dusty plains of Nevada, strumming my guitar and hollering at the moon

Some cheeky inner city characters from the Liberties

Horses are a postmodern construct that only exist in our minds

We’ll tether them to the Trabant and have them pull it like a sleigh

USA! USA!

The United States of Europe baby

We’re not bound by state lines; boundaries represent oppression by the political elite

Dublin

Hundreds

A few, but in a questioning and ponderous way.

The Bible was written by a 14th century cabal of secretive monks, clairvoyants and intelligent lizards.

Dublin

Totally awesome dude

As useful as a pint of Guinness on a motorbike

An underwhelming distraction from the futility of existence

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