Which Top Football Manager Are You Most Like?

You are most like... the 'special one' Jose Mourinho. You're no stranger to controversy creating a siege mentality just to visit the loo, charming the media with constant rent-a-gob quotes but consistently picking up trophies on an almost weekly basis. Aside from the odd finger in the eye, you're a globally respected manager of footballers.

You are most like... the Spanish super-coach Pep Guardiola. You share the tactical nous of the former Barcelona tactician if not his propensity for blowing apart trousers. You're intense, hardworking and obsessive about tactics to the point of positioning garden furniture to align your regista in sync with a 15m line between your two laterals.

You are most like... the Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone. Unconcerned with how the job proceeds, you're all about getting it done. Your team reflects you: punchy, gutsy, fighting to the last... and that's all in the tunnel before you even get out onto the pitch. You can motivate and you've got the craft to win against the odds, machiavellan-style if needs be.

You are most like... German nice guy Jurgen Klopp. The former Dortmund gaffer shares your incredible passion, regularly exploding in gesticulation from the sideline with his team offering a work ethic that borders on fanaticism, complemented by highly fashionable high pressing tactics and the in vogue introduction of young talents from the club's youth teams. A stylish coach like you won't remain on the sidelines unemployed for long.

You are most like.... Carlo Ancelotti. An excellent man-manager and regularly experiencing success in European adventures, you are similar to the Italian coach. A paucity of captured domestic league trophies won't stop you de-egoing the inner sanctums of any top club with a decent history. You'll win hearts wherever with a stylish sense of play.

You're most like... Geordie maybe-messiah John Carver. Forget Kevin Keegan, Kenny Dalglish or Bobby Robson, Carver wowed the St James' park faithful with a superbly atrocious management spell setting a club record for eight league defeats in a row, punctuated by openly questioning key players in TV interviews and fringe squad members by phone call. Your management acumen has been matched! Maybe have a read of Fergie's autobiography?

You are most like... the smooth German national manager Joachim Low. While your flowing locks and keen sense of when to wear a merino-wool-sweater and jacket combo can only be applauded, your dedication to detail is among the best – something that marks you and Low out from the crowd. While standing on the sidelines you exude confidence and a simple thing such as picking your nose won't stop you leading the Mannschaft – or whoever –to glory.

You are most like... the sophisticated Professor of Arsenal. When not stroking your chin in a thoughtful manner, you're analysing which paper is best to record your endless reams of analytics. Give the youth a chance and they'll come good eventually. Like in ten years' time. When they'll be invincible.