How Much Are YOU Worth In The Modern Transfer Market?

Hello: we have a Galactico in the house. You'll be off to Real Madrid soon for a world-record fee and to sell truck-loads of football shirts in far-flung places. Your wages are almost as huge. Lend us a tenner?! Your price makes you a Paul Pogba in the current market.

You're quality and hence worth such a large sum. A star turn. Where you go the magic follows. As well as a super sized ego. Your spiritual inner transfer is Anthony Martial to Manchester United.

You're a top player – and priced accordingly so, at the average price for a top player in the Premier League. You'll soon be snapped up by one of the Premier League's big boys to challenge for titles year on year, never making it past the Champions League quarter-finals... Your transfer price equivalent: Saido Berahino.

Due to being in the last year of your contract or having several release clauses, your fee is relatively low compared to that of your peers. Able to control your own destiny, you'll have a large say in where you go to next and the number of clubs interested in you is huge! But let's face it: you're on the way down in your career. You're a Jermain Defoe of the modern transfer market.

You cost next to nowt, so you must be a defender. Sure, money will change hands (and it's huge to the average person on the street) but in relative terms it's the equivalent of going through the motions. Fee agreed in 1min 37seconds. You cost the same as Jazz Richards of Fulham.

You don't cost a penny. Clubs are giving you away. Maybe you arrive with baggage or maybe you didn't do yourself justice at your last club, and you left under freedom of contract, but you're a free agent with everything to prove. Get you, Andre Ayew.

A defender! You're unproven but a solid team player that most teams would take a punt on. Just don't screw it up. Your transfer market price makes you the equivalent of a Joe Gomez.