That dog won't hunt
Barkin' to stop shootin'
Pets won't hunt
Smaller than a baby hen.
Madder than a wet hen.
Hotter than a bunch of hens.
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Her spine is like a cat in a chair
Body like a cat on a hot summer day
Pointin' like she's a movie star
Showin' enough leg
Stop that arguing in my house.
Stop that yellin' in this house.
She could start an argument in an empty house.
His elevator don't go all the way up.
Screamin' like she's stuck in an elevator.
He think doors open up for him.
Prepare a bed for two
Cooler than a pirate in church!
Sweating like a hooker in church!
She lost it, like a pirate losin' a hand at church!
Louder than a pig on a date
Frustratin as tryin to get a pig in a dress
As fashionable as a pig squealin on a Tuesday mornin
Lost like butter slidin' off a pancake.
Prettier than a Sunday breakfast.
Prettier than melted butter on pancakes.