Which horrifying moment of this election are you?
Which horrifying moment of this election are you?
This presidential race has been one hell of a dumpster fire. What iconic but painful moment are you?
This presidential race has been one hell of a dumpster fire. What iconic but painful moment are you?
What TV show would you rather watch?
What's your drug of choice?
It's 3am, and you're at McDonalds. What are you ordering?
How is this stupid world going to end?
You're scavenging through a dumpster—what piece of trash really resonates with you?
You look in the mirror and no longer recognize the person standing before you—who do you see instead?
Trump's "Nasty Woman" remark
Trump's "Nasty Woman" remark
You’re about as nasty as the act of interrupting a woman speaking just to criticize her for speaking. Congrats!
Melania plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech
Melania plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech
This garbage election consistently finds new, innovative ways to psychologically torture us, but you might be the least original thing since sliced bread. Nice try!
Chris Christie becoming Donald Trump’s henchman
Chris Christie becoming Donald Trump’s henchman
You used to stand for something. You used to be one hell of a vindictive, petty Patty in your own right, but now you’re just a mess, playing fourth fiddle to a human-sized whoopee cushion. Good going!
The rise and fall of Ken Bone
The rise and fall of Ken Bone
In this jaded election, you somehow captured the hearts of Americans everywhere. But then it turned out you thought the man who murdered Trayvon Martin was justified, and now you’re just as disappointing as everyone else.
The return of Anthony Weiner
The return of Anthony Weiner
How? HOW DO YOU KEEP CRAWLING BACK OUT OF OBLIVION ONLY TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE?! We all thought we were done with you but it looks like you have bigger things to implicate yourself in. GO HOME, ROGER.
THE E-MAILS
THE E-MAILS
You are shady as hell. No one actually understands what you are or the implications of your existence, but somehow everything seems to be about you all the time.
Russia
Russia
I bet you’re really enjoying yourself, huh? Just sitting back and watching America tear itself apart over some emails you may or may not have just casually hacked, a true harbinger of chaos. Well played.