Which NBA Player Are You In Pickup Basketball?

When you were young, you were one of the best. But age catches up to all of us. Your opponents respect you, but you can't help feeling like sometimes they're waiting for the next time they can try to show you up.

You don't have a conscience, for better or for worse. When the ball finds its way into your hands, you're shooting it. Your teammates aren't always thrilled with you, but that's just because they wish they were you.

If there's a rebound to be had, it's yours. And if someone's bothering your point guard, you're happy to set a monster screen that leaves a defender on the floor. You don't need a ton of touches, of course, but you're happy to get a chance to dominate in the paint.

Few players can touch you when you're locked in and focused. But if things aren't going your way, you're not shy about letting your teammates know you're upset. On the bright side, you back up your complaints with some of the best shooting on the court.

Every old-man move is at your disposal, and you'll probably be hanging out in gyms until you're well into your golden years. Young bucks keep trying to test you, but they only end up shaking their heads and waiting to re-take the court after you send them off with a loss.

Opponents cower in fear when you take the court. Any weekend warrior who was expecting an easy, friendly game should take cover because your intensity is unmatched. You might not lose a game all day -- because you'll do whatever it takes to win.

Here's hoping your teammates can shoot, because you're definitely not going to be glancing at the rim. You're a savant with your passes and a nuisance on defense. Your jumper, though? B-R-O-K-E.

I mean, at least you try (most of the time), right? But for whatever reason, you can't stop looking like a newborn deer on the ice when you're playing basketball. Eh, who cares? It's just a game.