What Type Of Old Person Will You Be?

Let's find out!

Benny Blanco
Created by Benny Blanco
On Jun 12, 2017

Describe old age in one word.

Which scandalous thing would you most likely do when you're old?

Tattoos?

Badass Senior

Badass Senior

By the time you’re old, you’ll have lived an amazing and adventurous life with no regrets. You will have fought hard (with the battle scars to prove it!) and found your true self, without any regard to what society has to say! Each of your tattoos will tell a legendary story and you'll impress everyone with your epic stories. You'll be just as badass as you are now. No one in the nursing home will want to mess with you!

Grandpa DISCO!

Grandpa DISCO!

"Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream."- Hugh Hefner

No need to call a DJ, you've got this! You know how to live life to the fullest and pursue your wildest dreams! Even when you're old, you'll possess the charisma and sex appeal that will draw others to you like moths to the flame! You'll a life full of passion and partying which will keep you going strong, even if you need to take the occasional Viagra! Whatever nursing home you end up in better watch out, you're gonna bring the P-A-R-T-Y!

Granny Psychic

Granny Psychic

You're already an old soul with a wealth of wisdom and psychic energy! You're going to be the nursing home psychic reading crystals and tarot cards! You're a spiritual person with a strange 6th sense that never fails you. Listen to our dreams and always follow your gut. Everything you're learning now in life will come in handy when you're the nursing home psychic!

These are 10 of the World CRAZIEST Ice Cream Flavors
Created by Tal Garner
On Nov 18, 2021