What TV Comedian Are You?
You walk into a dinner party, and there’s a stocked buffet table. What do you do?
Which accurately describes you in 1995?
Which is your favorite sport?
If you were something other than a comedian, what would it be?
Which best describes how you splurge?
What, in life, do you most strive for?
Exercising. How do you feel about it?
Which of these types of movies would you prefer to watch?
Dismissive, rude, endearing, hilarious. You can break down cultural norms, and your smile is infectious. You’re known for crossing the line, but you’re better known for riding that line perfectly. Spontaneity is second nature, people often asking, “Where did that come from?” “My brilliant mind,” you reply. One minute you can be telling a joke about a penis, the next you could be explaining why this is the way this country is, and blow people’s minds.
<b>One of his one-liners:</b> “If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40.”
Hardworking and intellectual, you have a knack for seeing the world in ways others do not. It’s not uncommon for you to make profound insights, and those around you look to you for your guidance. Everybody can notice a certain thing, but the way you’re able to break it down is what makes it so damn brilliant.
<b>One of his one-liners:</b> “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
Goofy and tragic, yet somehow universally respected. You’re easily looked down upon, but somehow, people look up to you. Because you’re so endearing, you can get away with things easily. Something offensive can be waved off, the offended person accepting that it’s just the way you are. You can take advantage of this, often to a fault, but there’s a true artistry to what you do, and there’s almost a divinity in being able to crack yourself up.
<b>One of his one-liners:</b> “There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.”
You like sports but you’re not very good at them. You’re a simple guy, funny when you need to be and serious when it’s called for. You’re an everyman, relatable on all levels, from not knowing what to say to saying the perfect thing at a moment’s notice. You’re not outstandingly attractive, but you’re certainly not ugly. You’re not in shape, but you’re not out of shape. You’re so much like everyone else that you’re one of the most unique people around.
<b>One of his one-liners:</b> “My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.”
Gangly, pale, goofy, white guy? That would be a shallow person judging you at a skin deep level. You get along with everyone, a conversationalist of a truly high caliber. Success comes to you because you’re a hard worker, yet somehow you make it look so easy. You’re also self-deprecating and therefore pretty much impossible to hate, and you’re no stranger to breaking out into song and dance, especially at inappropriate moments. Confident mixed with humility, that’s something special.
<b>One of his one-liners:</b> “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups; the very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!”