Which Zoolander Character Are You?
Which Zoolander Character Are You?
Take the quiz below so you can figure out which original Zoolander character you are.
Take the quiz below so you can figure out which original Zoolander character you are.
Let’s make this easy. How do you feel about Beyonce?
Pick a mall chain or GTFO
Name your favourite One Direction (RIP) member
Which one of Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends do you care about?
Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
Name a 00s-era trend you love and miss:
Pick a handsome famous British man
Pick a handsome famous British woman
Paint me like one of your French girls while we watch this Leonardo DiCaprio movie
Okay now pick a TGIF staple
Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander
You are Derek Zoolander. You are bold, you are beautiful, you are Blue Steel™ personified. You will be damned before attending or sanctifying a building made just for ants, and you will do what it takes to save the world and also yourself. (But especially the world.) (And especially yourself.)
Mugatu
Mugatu
You are Mugatu. You are determined, manipulative, terrifying, and have wonderful hair. People are afraid of you and they should be. I’m afraid of you right now, and I’m the one writing this. Like, I made this quiz and I feel nervous. Anyway, congratulations. That’s a great suit you’ve got on.
Matilda Jeffries
Matilda Jeffries
You are Matilda Jeffries. When Kelly Kapoor called herself “the business bitch” in one of her last seasons on The Office, she was actually describing you. You’re no-nonsense. You get it done. You will engage in a three-way provided all is comfortable and consensual and involving two of the most beautiful humans on earth. (Then you will begin a relationship with one of them.) You also own at least two pantsuits.
Hansel
Hansel
You are Hansel. Bless you, you beautiful soul. You’re wearing suede, aren’t you? Of course you are. Somewhere in your home, incense is burning, candles are glowing, and your hair looks absolutely flawless, how dare you. You are unaware of your prowess, and never believed that with only a look you could change the fashion world. Which you will, right after yoga this morning.