Which Permanent Member Of The UN Security Council Are You?

You're like the shady, but totally loaded aunt who always seems to be around. No one really knows what's going on in your personal life, but the kids all love you because you show up at holidays and slip them cash behind their parents' backs. You don't like to be told what to do and you'll do pretty much anything to protect the system that preserves your ultimate autonomy.

Some people might call you a snob, but you just know when something is the best. An intellectual idealist, you also consider yourself "of the people" and more in touch than your fellow permanent members. You love to talk about your ideas, usually with a lot of drama. The world needs a moral voice, and you feel like it could probably be you. Your interests include tradition, speaking french and starting "French Initiatives."

People like to portray you as the bad guy, but you're just misunderstood. You're a bit of an outsider, and you're okay with that - everyone else sucks anyway. You know what's best for you and you're gonna do it. You're incredibly stubborn and God help anyone who tries to tell you what to do. You fancy yourself an upstanding leader, but won't hesitate to tell someone to go f#ck themselves if you find them minorly irritating.

You consider yourself well-traveled and worldly because you spent a lot of summers and your gap year in many "exotic" places. You feel like the only adult in your group of friends, and the only one that can actually hold your liquor, so you're probably the one shepherding everyone from bar to bar to home on a Friday night when they all get plastered and start fighting. Your two best friends have strong personalities and people might mistake you for strictly a "follower," but in reality they just can't get a read on you. Overall you just wish everyone could get along and use each other's first names.

You've got a lot of opinions and will do whatever the heck you want (which is a lot of the time ridiculous and not well thought through, but you can get away with it because you've been working out and everyone knows you could beat them up if you wanted). You see yourself as an inspiring leader, but most people roll their eyes at you behind your back because your principles can be a little inconsistent. Deep down you probably have a good heart, but you're kinda young and still figuring out how not to f#ck everything up. While you talk a lot about your ideals and like to force them on everyone else, you also want to get what's yours and will do what it takes to make sure you do.