Which Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Are You?
Which Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Are You?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has existed for many years and throughout those years, the hallowed halls of the magnificent institution have seen many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers come and go. A few are considered heroes, but most of them are terribly infamous. It's time to find out which awful, iconic instructor you are!
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has existed for many years and throughout those years, the hallowed halls of the magnificent institution have seen many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers come and go. A few are considered heroes, but most of them are terribly infamous. It's time to find out which awful, iconic instructor you are!

An ideal classroom embraces...
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Your classmates breath really smells bad. What do you do?
Which is your spirit animal?
What's the perfect way to relax?
You're a famous celebrity who has just been involved in a scandalicous scandal. You leave your apartment for the first time and get swarmed by paparazzi who ask personal questions. How do you react?
Which traits do you most think a President should possess?
You're attending a wedding and you need to buy an outfit because you don't own anything fancy schmancy. You choose...
You suggest in a group message that you and your friends should all hang out. No one responds.
Alastor 'Mad-Eye" Moody
Alastor 'Mad-Eye" Moody
Ah yes, Professor Moody. Temperamental, delusional, and... moody indeed. You are courageous, extremely tough, and thick-skinned. You don't trust anybody, because why would you? People are awful! EVERYONE IS THE ENEMY! EVERYONENLSDFL;ASLDKF!!!!!!!!
Dolores Umbridge
Dolores Umbridge
Dolores Umbridge. Children shiver at the mere mention of your feared name. You strike terror into the hearts of your enemies and only very few dare go up against someone as manipulative, cunning, sassy, and stone-cold as you. Don't let looks deceive you, Umbridge packs a pretty punch!
Gilderoy Lockhart
Gilderoy Lockhart
Ah, yes, looks like you're Gilderoy Lockhart. You're ambitious, very successful, and praised by many. You also happen to be incredibly vain, narcissistic, and self-obsessed. You're a coward, but it's okay because you're also extremely good-looking and fashionable, so it all balances out!
Quirinus Quirrell
Quirinus Quirrell
Aw, sucks for you, looks like you got Quirinus Quirrell. You're gullible, nervous, and too easily convinced, seduced, and persuaded. You're timid, which might not be a completely unattractive trait at first glance, but people are completely turned off when they find out you have a literal Lord Voldemort growing out of your skull underneath your head-wrap.
Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin
Congrats. You happened to be matched to one of the few Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers who aren't completely terrible. Remus Lupin is light-hearted, compassionate, and very kind. You are optimistic and see the good in everyone. You're known to be very sweet... until you turn into a werewolf whenever there's a full moon, that is.
Severus Snape
Severus Snape
Good ole Severus Snape. People often see you as extremely shady but your intentions are pure for the most part. You are compassionate but would rather not have anyone know that, as it could ruin your reputation as a stone-cold highbrow with a middle part.