What weighs more, a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
What has a tongue that can't speak, eyes that can't see, and a sole that can't be saved?
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires it just missing the mans head. The man thanks the bartender and leaves a tip. Why the thanks and the tip?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How does he do it?