Your Relationship With Jesus

How much do you and Jesus Christ get along?

Eric Hussey
Created By Eric Hussey
On Dec 11, 2016

At a party, what do you do?

How do you deal with people that make you angry?

What's your favorite Bible story out of the following?

What do you take the most pride in?

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

If you found a nice car with its keys still in and there's no one around, what would you do with it?

Choose a weapon.

Choose one...

Just the Tip

Just the Tip

Not a whole lot of Jesus is inside you – just the tip. You know how to have a good time, and you're a bit mischievous, but there is still a slight level of emotional depth to you. You enjoy the thrills of life. You may take it to the extreme to have fun, and sometimes this puts yourself and others in danger, but at least in the end you genuinely hope you didn't cause any harm and would feel bad if you did. Don't worry, though, not everyone has to be a goody two-shoes.

You two may be conjoined twins!

You two may be conjoined twins!

Look out, guys! God's second child is coming through! You're practically Jesus himself. You are selfless and put others' needs above your own. You tend to sacrifice your time, money and even your health and well being for others, even if you may not exactly know or like them. You stick to a strict moral code. And congratulations, if Heaven were a motorcycle and God its driver, then there's a spot for you right in its sidecar!

Jesus doesn't like you too much.

Jesus doesn't like you too much.

Jesus loves everybody, but you make it a little bit difficult for him. Not only are your actions very unethical, but you openly and actively challenge his beliefs, goals, and everything he stands for. You may be found worshipping Satan (or Cthulu) in your down time, when you aren't devising plots against the innocent.

Jesus is your homeboy

Jesus is your homeboy

Jesus is like the new kid on the block that you just found out about and are showing the ropes to. You get along well because you're a decent human being. You like the same things he likes (i.e. world peace, kindness, honesty, etc.). You're a pretty chill person and whether others notice it or not, Jesus does. And Jesus loves you, this I know.

Jesus is your friendly rival

Jesus is your friendly rival

You like Jesus, but you try to keep it hidden. Your warmth for him is clouded by your constant attempts to be more popular than him. Say you're an author; you just want your books to sell more than his. But you're always one step behind him, always in his shadow. You want to prove you're better, and because of this, you may come off as if you hate him - a common misconception. But you'd rather not correct those that think this.

You just don't clique

You just don't clique

"Jesus is alright. I mean I appreciate what he stands for, but he's just not my kind of guy." You two eat at different tables during lunch. You may exchange glances, but it isn't awkward, nor is it a necessarily positive exchange. You just don't click, and that's it.

Mutual Respect

Mutual Respect

You and Jesus know each other pretty well. You know what you're about. You respect each other. You appreciate who each other is and what each other does. You may not hang out but you're pretty chill. Like that friend you don't see for years and stop thinking much about, but can definitely appreciate when you reunite.

Grab the coffee. Make sure it's hot.

Grab the coffee. Make sure it's hot.

You idolize Jesus. You're such a huge follower of his, you could probably call yourself a stalker. You follow him to every class, even though have a completely different schedule. You don't even wish to be him, you just wish to serve him eternally and absolutely. You would do anything for him, including but not limited to worshipping him, sacrificing everything for him, preaching against others because you believe it is what he would want, and even grabbing coffee for him - but you would be utterly embarrassed and ashamed of yourself if you brought your #1 idol lukewarm coffee, so you take measures to ensure that it is perfectly hot and delivered to him in the swiftest of manners.