What kind of lesbian are you?

Erica Pilgram
Created By Erica Pilgram
On Jan 27, 2019

Pick a flannel, any flannel.

Who is your favorite "The L Word" character?

The work week is over and it's time to unwind... describe your ideal Friday night.

What is your go-to, cult classic, gay lady movie?

Chose a bachelor pad for sweet, sweet, lady love making.

It's mid-summer and the sun is shining... what's your body hair situation?

Look down - what is most likely on your feet?

What undies have your name written all over them?

Who of the following is your biggest girl crush?

What's your cliché lesbian dream job?

What kind of pants fill your closet?

How would your crew describe you? Take the good with the bad...

Who is your guy crush? (EVERYBODY has one)

And finally, choose a Tegan and Sara lyric to describe your love life.

The Sporty Dyke

The Sporty Dyke

You are The Sporty Dyke! You're the girl that, if you're wearing yoga pants, you're ACTUALLY doing yoga. But yoga isn't hardcore enough for you. You carry a spare softball in your backpack in case of emergency. You have tons of male friends that see you as just "one of the guys". You're known to turn anything into a competition, especially when it comes to dating. Your hair hasn't been outside of a hair tie in months. While you may be a tomboy, you don't really consider yourself butch. Why wear makeup? You'll just sweat it off! So crack open a brewski and watch the game.

The Crunchy Granola

The Crunchy Granola

You are The Crunchy Granola! This old standby is part hippie, part hipster, and part humanitarian. You are most likely a vegetarian/vegan and own a reusable water bottle. Acoustic guitar bands are your jam, especially at outdoor music festivals. You are always game for meeting new people, whether at yoga, the knitting circle, or a lesbian vegan potluck. Ladies love your free-spirited outlook and that they don't feel pressured to shave their legs when they are with you. Groovy!

The Crazy Cat Lady

The Crazy Cat Lady

You are The Crazy Cat Lady! While not ALL lesbians have cats, you are definitely feline friendly. It's not that you are anti-social, it's just that fluffy little creatures understand you better than most humans. You are usually found in sweatpants, comfy sweaters, and with a lap cat or two. Your compassion for animals often extends to your friend group, making you the go to for post breakup consolation. You most likely meet girls through mutual friends and fall very quickly into lesbian bed death. But at least you get extra cuddles. Me-ow!

The Stud

The Stud

You are The Stud! Most of your crew would describe you as the strong, silent type. You like to feel tough and rock the butch look. Treating women with respect is a high priority for you - you are proof that chivalry is not dead. You most likely have a strong core group of friends who are out and proud. You like working with your hands, whether building a new dining room table or souping up your '78 Dodge Magnum. When it comes to sex you are a giver, making you popular among the ladies. Way to take charge and get things done.

The Literary Feminist

The Literary Feminist

You are The Literary Feminist! It's not that you hate men, it's just that you don't see the need for them. You are not afraid to speak your mind and educate those around you on important social issues. You would fit in well at an Ivy league women's college and probably were on a debate team at some point. If you have a tattoo it is most likely a quote from a female author or a bird. Slam poetry readings at a local coffee shop are your go-to place to pick up women. Seeing a girl reading a book gives you a boner. Three cheers for smart womyn!

The Tatted Up Bi-Girl

The Tatted Up Bi-Girl

You are The Tatted Up Bi-Girl! You rock the edgy girl look, to the point where most people can't tell if you're gay or just really fucking cool. You love tattoos, piercings, and discovering new bands before anyone else. Some of your lesbian friends give you shit for still dating dudes, but screw them. You go by the "hearts not parts" philosophy. You like to live life to the fullest and work hard to play hard. You pick up ladies/fellas at the bar, or by flirting with the band after a show. You may come across as bitchy and exclusive, but you can't help it that your friends are cooler than everyone else.

The Straight Girl

The Straight Girl

You are The Straight Girl! So um... well this is awkward. You may be what's known as a B.U.G., or Bisexual Until Gradation. Girls are pretty and soft and smell good, so we can't blame you for wanting to make out with them. Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" is your theme song. But after a few experiments your curiosity will most likely run out. Just because you think JLaw is perfect doesn't mean you are meant to eat pussy. It's okay. We understand. Thanks for making out with us at least.

The G^3 (Gay Gamer Girl)

The G^3 (Gay Gamer Girl)

You are The G^3 (Gay Gamer Girl)! You were probably a geek in high school, and are still a bit of a geek now. Your crew talks more about LOTR, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Dr. Who, or Star Trek than current events. Going a weekend without seeing the sun doesn't bother you as long as your wifi is up and running. You are looking for the kind of girl who wants to make a Sims family together. I would explain more about you but I honestly haven't owned a gaming console since N64... But um... have fun?