Which Orange Is The New Black Character Should Be Your Prison Wife?
Which Orange Is The New Black Character Should Be Your Prison Wife?
If you landed in Litchfield Penitentiary, who would most likely keep you company during those lonely months of incarceration? Take our quiz to find out...
If you landed in Litchfield Penitentiary, who would most likely keep you company during those lonely months of incarceration? Take our quiz to find out...
If you had to eat one thing forever, what would it be?
Do you get angry easily?
How easily do you fall in love?
Who’s your favorite OITNB character?
If you were going to be sent to prison, what would it most likely be for?
Who would you most want to hang out with in prison?
What prison job would you most like to have?
Who is your favourite prison guard?
Are you likely to find yourself in SHU?
What part of OITNB made you cheer? (Season 2 spoilers!)
Big Boo
Big Boo
You'll ALWAYS be laughing a laugh with Big Boo, and her razor sharp wit will keep you on your toes. You'll always know exactly where you stand, and the pair of you can get up to all sorts of mischief and get away with it due to her general brilliance.
Alex Vause
Alex Vause
Alex may occasionally trouble your relationship with bouts of misery and paranoia, but on the whole she is FINE and you'll be lucky to have her in your incarcerated life. You two can keep your heads down and serve time together without making too much of a fuss.
Stella Carlin
Stella Carlin
Stop asking yourself how you ended up with the one woman who is so stunning that she transcends us all, Stella Carlin. Your jail time is going to FLY by with her helping you out with any dodgy businesses you may think about getting yourself into, but keep an eye on her. She can be sneaky AF!
Nicky Nichols
Nicky Nichols
You and Nichols will have the best, no BS, tell-it-like-it-is relationship EVER. You'll get involved in her little schemes but stop her from going too far off the deep end so the pair of you are never in real trouble. The only thing you'll ever be in real danger of is being found in the chapel...if you know what I mean...
Poussey Washington
Poussey Washington
Ohhh my, you've gone and found the most intelligent, bilingual, moonshine brewing lesbian in the unit! You two (and you're new best friend Taystee, obviously) will have the most beautiful relationship in upstate New York!
Crazy Eyes
Crazy Eyes
Crazy Eyes might be a little, well, crazy, but as her prison girlfriend she will defend you to the end of the earth, particularly when she has a pie to hand. Just don't think about breaking up with her while you're on the inside, she'll pee on your floor in a heartbeat. You have been warned...