Which Hannibal Character Are You?

I eat people.

I'm actually a bottom.

I'm a monsterfucker.

I'd eat Hannibal's ass. For real. He could get it.

I'm a furry.

No.

Yes.

Yes. I want to sit naked at his table while he hand feeds me his people risotto.

No, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

If it's his ass, yes.

All of them.

Hannibal, the rest can Perish.

Nobody.

Margot, she is my top.

Alpha.

Omega.

Beta.

I'm not a fucking furry stop it.

He is a heterosexual man.

Hannibal Lecter is does gay.

Yep.

I am not a bottom. Bottoms don't deserve rights. In this essay I will-

Report him to the proper authorities. It's not my problem.

Flee the country. It is my problem and I refuse to deal with it.

Eat his ass.

Ask him to eat my ass.

No, I can't make it.

Yes, I'd love to!

No, I'd rather sit alone in my room eating chicken nuggets and crying.

Yes, I want to get dicked down.

Because I'm a top. He's topphobic. Is this essay I will-

I said the f word

I asked him to eat my ass, didn't go very well.

I made fun of his crisco hair and suspenders.

I asked Will to top me.