How DO You Solve A Problem Like Maria: Which Aspect Of Your Life Should Julie Andrews Be In Charge Of?

Julie Andrews is turning 81, and she's learned a lot in her eight decades on planet Earth. So, which aspect of your life do you need her to run for you? Find out here!

Elsa Amelia
Created by Elsa Amelia
On Apr 13, 2017

Julie Andrews Should Pimp Out Your Sex Life!

Julie Andrews Should Pimp Out Your Sex Life!

Julie Andrews may seem like a sweet granny now, but her sultry singing voice isn't the sexiest thing about this fair lady. Whether you're a Victor or a Victoria, she'll make sure you're looking good for your hot date and make your sex life supercalifragilisticexpialidelicious!

Julie Andrews Should Keep Your Conscience Clarice!

Julie Andrews Should Keep Your Conscience Clarice!

We all know Julie Andrews is a saint walking among us. How else would she be gifted with such an angelic voice? You need a Mary Poppins in your life to teach you how to feed birds and be a considerate person to live with. So, let Queen Clarice teach you how to rule your life with dignity and grace.

You Should Hold Julie Andrews Accountable For Your Finances!

You Should Hold Julie Andrews Accountable For Your Finances!

Julie Andrews has played so many rags-to-riches characters, how could you not want to become a financial success like her? Do you think she could play a character like Eliza Dolittle and end up in a ballgown without learning a thing or two about fiscal responsibility? Julie Andrews should definitely be in charge of your finances.

Julie Andrews Should Poppin On Your Family Some Time!

Julie Andrews Should Poppin On Your Family Some Time!

Let's be real. Julie Andrews is not only the magical queenly grandmother you've always wanted who can sing your children to sleep through the night. She's also Mary. Freaking. Poppins. She'll have your house in order before you can say suffragette.

Julie Andrews Should Make Your Social Life Less Despicable!

Julie Andrews Should Make Your Social Life Less Despicable!

If you think Julie Andrews, a goddess among us, doesn't know how to party, you're a thoroughly modern moron. You saw that slumber party she threw in Princess Diaries 2. Julie Andrews can turn your social life upside down with a cocktail shaker, a mattress, and a grand staircase, so get ready for a jolly holiday!

Julie Andrews Should Add An Element Of Fun To Your Job!

Julie Andrews Should Add An Element Of Fun To Your Job!

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun, and who better to bring that element of fun to your job than Julie Andrews? Can you imagine the reports that would start writing themselves as she mellifluously asked the computer to kindly be a dear and start typing up expenses? Julie Andrews is the thing your workplace has been missing.