Are You Actually Too Old To Trick-Or-Treat This Halloween?
Are You Actually Too Old To Trick-Or-Treat This Halloween?
Are you truly young enough at heart to go trick or treating with the sparkliest of 7-year-old fairy princesses? Find out here!
Are you truly young enough at heart to go trick or treating with the sparkliest of 7-year-old fairy princesses? Find out here!
How old do you feel, though?
Do you have a Halloween costume already?
Is it appropriate for the eyes of young children to behold?
Do you have friends who are also planning on going trick-or-treating who are of a similar age as you?
Do you have or have access to children whom you are supposed to be taking out for trick-or-treating?
Do you love Halloween more, less, or an equal amount with Christmas?
Why do you want to go Trick-Or-Treating in the first place?
You're Way Too Old
You're Way Too Old
Listen, friend. You're too old to go trick-or-treating this year. There are kids who need that candy more than you. But the good news is, if you want candy, all you have to do is go and buy it when it goes on sale tomorrow. Because that's the true perk of being a grown-up: The Day After Halloween Candy Sale.
You Could Go With Kids In Tow
You Could Go With Kids In Tow
You may be older in body, but your spirit remains youthful as ever! We recommend that you trick-or-treat with actual children, though, so people don't get too suspicious of you. And by actual children, we mean children you know. Babysit for some parents and get paid in candy by strangers. It's a win-win for everyone!
Go Trick-or-Treating You Crazy Youngster!
Go Trick-or-Treating You Crazy Youngster!
Congratulations! You're young enough to go trick-or-treating! Your youthful exuberance will fill the night air as you bounce from house to house collecting candy from strangers! Just make sure to watch out for razor blades! A youngster like you can never be too careful!