Who Is Your Muppet Husband?

Wow! Your Musband is none other than Kermit The Frog! Mr. The Frog possesses all of the qualities you look for in a man... er, frog - such as kindness, compassion, patience, and understanding. He is a tremendous listener, and wants nothing more than happiness for those he loves. Kermit is the kind of man (or frog, just go with it) that always has your back, and is always there when you need him - no matter what. This is heaven to you - thus creating a perfect little green match!

Life is nothing without a sense of humor, right? Fozzie may not be the most successful comic out there, but he is the physical embodiment of a sense of humor - endlessly optimistic and full of laughter. You need a man... er, Muppet, who will have you smiling all the way through life, and Fozzie is your bear! Having a literal teddy bear of a man to cuddle with and keep you warm with laughter is just what the doctor ordered!

You're a weirdo, aren't you? That's ok - so is Gonzo! A fan of anything nerdy and/or that explodes, Gonzo is the Musband you'll be able to watch completely bizarre movies with and take with you on insane, daredevil adventures 'round the world! He's full of wit, sarcasm, and desires that only the unconventional will understand. Luckily, you two weirdos are a match made in heaven!

De fernishi chicki in the ovi!? Bork Bork Bork! - If you understood that, consider yourself IN LOVE! You need a man who loves the pure joy that is FOOD as much as you do! Cooking will never be the same again with this inventive chef at your side! His methods may be unconventional, but so is your love! The Swedish Chef wants nothing more than to pamper you and cook for you each and every day. Paradise, right? We'll leave the option of "bork bork bork'in" up to you...

Oh yes - YOU are a wild-child at heart, and there is no wilder Musband than ANIMAL himself! No one's really sure what makes Animal tick, but if anyone is capable of finding out - it's you! You both share a love of adrenaline, good music, and doing whatever the #@%& you want - making you two the perfect couple. Now you don't have to scare other people then laugh at them alone - You'll have the ultimate partner in insanity!

Well Allllriiiight! Do you have a fever? Because the only cure (besides more cowbell, of course) - is Dr. Teeth! Leader of the most psychedelic band this side of the seventies, Dr. Teeth is everything you've always wanted in a man - uber talented, charismatic, and so fabulously fashionable that even Elton John is jealous! He's got all the rainbow-colored lovin' you could ever want - so get ready for a lifetime full of Electric Mayhem, babay!