What's Your Act in Dumbo's Circus?

Ever wanted to run away and join the circus? Now's your chance!

Welcome, child of wonder! Have you ever dreamed of running away to join the circus?

Now, speaking of... How are you with... heights?

Which of these lovely faces would you like to work closest with at said circus?

What about clowns? Will you work with clowns?

And how are you with exotic animals?

Great, so that about settles it! Ready to join? Your pay is nothing - but the reward is ultimate happiness via a dream job. Deal?

Just kidding... you'll be paid. Something. A bit. Maybe. Still good?

You are Goddess of the Skies - A High-Flying Trapeze Artist!

You are Goddess of the Skies - A High-Flying Trapeze Artist!

This bird shall NEVER suffer a cage! Has there ever been a sight more beautiful, or a feeling more completing than living one's dreams? What other point is there to living, if not to fulfill your deepest wishes? You're ready to master the skies and take to the death-defying heights of magic, wonder, and - dare we say - bliss. You'll wave to the peasants below as they squabble their lives away over pennies and shiny objects, while you soar through the air untouched, unspoiled, and free.

You are the Ultimate Master of Ceremonies - The RINGMASTER!

You are the Ultimate Master of Ceremonies - The RINGMASTER!

Aaaah - the maestro has returned, and she/he is YOU! Welcome, oh glorious one - Master of Ceremonies - the incomparable - inconceivable - unavoidable - you!

Life may be too short to worry about money all the time, but whoever said money can't buy happiness has never owned a shiny car or had someone ELSE clean their house for them (#goals). You like it on top, are zero percent ashamed, and may or may not be a complete and total control freak. But hey - who cares, so long as you're running the show? After all, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

You are Dumbo's BFF - the Elephant Caretaker!

You are Dumbo's BFF - the Elephant Caretaker!

Look. At. That. FACE! You've always dreamed of working with animals, and here you are - a perfect fit for an elephant caretaker! And not for just any elephant, either - for Dumbo himself, the flying wonder! You're a sucker for cuteness regardless, but those huge baby blue eyes won you over the second you saw them, and there's no turning back now!!