5 Things We Wish Taco Bell Would Promise Us In Additon To Cage Free Eggs

If you're going to promise us cage free eggs we should throw some other stuff in there as well.

Created by Eddie Liggitt

On Nov 16, 2015

That they will always remember to give you enough "Hot" sauce packets in the drive-through.

Oh yeah! I can totally binge eat two bags of tacos with only three sauce packets. Stop rationing the sauce like we're in the bleak post-apoplectic future from terminator. I might have to call Skynet on you.

That lava sauce would be brought back forever.

Seriously. We love this stuff. Stop teasing us with little promotions here and there. Just give me a gallon tub and an iv.

That somehow their food won't make us cry out to various deities in the bathroom hours later.

I've logged way too many hours in various fantasy RPG's to not have a little help from a mythical creature or something.

That they will allow for more than two separate transactions in the drive through.

I always got stuck with the kid who had to call the bank for more money while still in line. Taco Bell is basically enabling people to bum off their friends.

That they will start serving alcohol instead of relying upon their ratchet customers to do the job.

Nobody orders a Baja Blast without the intent of spiking it. If they do, they are probably stoned out of their mind already and should probably stop riding a horse through the drive-though.

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Created by Tal Garner

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