Which Joey Flegel-Mishlove Are You?

Isn't it great that Joey has such an amazing big brother? He's so thoughtful, kind, smart, and not to mention drop-dead gorgeous. I mean, has Joey ever volunteered in Guatemala? You, like this Joey, are just trying to capture a little of that Isaac magic. Go out an buy yourself a tight-fitting buttondown and seize the day.

Sometimes life is just puzzling, and you, like this Joey, are just trying to figure it all out. Which of the many useless humanities majors should you choose? Is that a penny over there on the floor? What would your returns look like if you invested that penny? Does Lulu still think about you like you think about her? Don't worry, Contemplative Joey, I'm sure one day you'll find the answers to all the questions you seek.

Has the Cross Country team been wondering where you have been recently? If so, you're Drama Joey! Put on your stage makeup and memorize those lines, because you're meant for the stage! You might even win a Tommy Award in the process!

Looks like you've really embraced the Oberlin aesthetic! Your clothes probably pair nicely with an earring and some microbrew. And who knew that so many pictures could come out of one trip to Chicago! You know you're cool, but not everyone else does, so make sure to keep letting them know that you've heard the new Destroyer album.

Fill up your Nalgene and lace up your hiking boots because you're Outdorrsy Joey! Always travel shirtless whenever possible, and take off your pants if you can too, just so people know you mean business. If you haven't already, you better learn the guitar quick, because you're going to be sitting around a lot of campfires. And remember - the trip doesn't count unless you get a cool sticker out of it!

Hey hot stuff! Like Romantic Joey, I'm sure that all the Lulus are all over you! Be sure to carry some condoms at all times, because you never know when you'll get a booty call from some Lulu you know. And don't worry about trying to pretend that you two are just friends - everyone already knows you're fucking anyways!

Why'd you even take this quiz anyway? With your strong personality and multitude of annoyance, you know you could never be a Joey! Better start saving up for child support if you haven't already!

You're almost a Joey, but you're just too Wandy! Everything you do is just so...Wandy. Keep trying your best in life, even if the cross country team shoots you down time and time again. Maybe if you did track they'd like you more?