Which Washington Wizard Are You?
Which Washington Wizard Are You?
Don't worry you can't be Gary Neal anymore
Don't worry you can't be Gary Neal anymore
You have a wide open jumper but your foot is on the line. Do you move it?
John Wall has just made you Martell Webster money this offseason. Are you happy?
Former Washington Wizard Great Darius Songalia is coming to speak to the team. Are you excited?
Ernie Grunfield has just informed you he will not be re-signing you this summer. Are you sad?
Nene just punched Joakim Noah in the face. What do you do?
You have 25 points on 9/12 shooting but get benched in the 4th quarter for Garrett Temple. Are you mad?
You see Drew Gooden ravaging through the trash cans outside the team facility again. Do you stop him?
Jared Dudley challenges you to a 40 yard dash. Do you win?
Dejuan Blair face times you to ask if he looks fat in his suit. What do you tell him?
Kevin Seraphin just tweeted that your hook shot is weak shit. What do you do?
Your car breaks down and Randy Wittman is on his way in his 1992 Honda Civic to pick you up. How happy are you?
Paul Pierce just said you don't have "it". What do you do?
You miss a wide open three pointer and get benched. Is this fair?
Buck & Phil call you the most consistent and classy player on the team. Is this true?
You just got traded for Randy Foye & Mike Miller. Do the fans demand Ernie's head on a stick?
Kevin Durant has just announced he's signing with the Wizards this summer. How excited are you?
You just got selected to participate in the 3 Point Competition. Are you going to win?
10 Seconds Left, tie game. What do you do?
What kind of donuts do you bring to practice?
Javale McGee has come back to Washington and he offers you the role of co-host on the Nick & Javale show. Do you accept?
John Wall
John Wall
You're the hero we need not deserve. You give it your all almost every night and for that we thank you. Thanks for giving us hope in a hopeless place
Bradley Beal
Bradley Beal
We love you even if you get injured too often. You're a stud and a great kid. There is no other Panda we'd want suiting up for us every night
Marcin Gortat
Marcin Gortat
You're our dude, our hammer, our "franchise" center. Just cool it with the post fadeaways man
Jared Dudley
Jared Dudley
You're our veteran presence. You are beloved by all 13 Wizard fans despite having the athleticism of 2015 Peyton Manning
Garrett Temple
Garrett Temple
You're the ultimate team player and our defensive specialist. We just wish you'd be that player on the bench
Otto Porter
Otto Porter
You are the jack of all trades and master of none. Well except the long two. You're elite as shit when it comes to that
Kelly Oubre Jr.
Kelly Oubre Jr.
You're an innocent stud. If you could play better than you looked you'd be the next Jordan. Please don't go Chandler Parsons on us
Markieff Morris
Markieff Morris
You're the bad boy we want to change. We know what makes you tick and we love that shit. Especially since we traded our first round pick we were gonna bust on for you