Which G.I. Joe Character Are You?

You are an unstoppable force. A ruthless badass with ice in your veins. A loner. An enigma to most, a hero to all. Your skills include the ability to accomplish the impossible, with almost ninja-like skills. You are who we all wish to one day become. You simply have no weaknesses.

You are a natural leader. With rugged good looks, a bit of a temper, and the ability to inspire others, you thrive when the pressure mounts. Others look to you for the answers, and your dependability is legendary. There's nowhere you'd rather be than at the front of the line, leading others to do their best. At times, you can be a little too demanding, expecting those beneath you to rise to your level. But by and large, you are of high character and quality.

You hover somewhere between a hero and a villian. You have your own moral code, regardless of what society may expect. With incredibly strong principles as a virtue, your pride and anger is often your downfall. Armed with incredible skills that are an afterthought to you, others are amazed at what you are capable of. You are not quite legendary yet, but well on your way, providing you can show more consistency in your character.

You are a woman. Not literally, but in the most figurative sense possible. Honestly, we can't believe you mustered up the balls to take this quiz. In a world of masculinity, you fall terribly short, to the point where your manhood is questioned daily. Most of your friends are still waiting for your balls to drop. There's just nothing else to say. Stop reading this. Go away. Do some pushups and come back when you're finished with puberty.

You are a spineless, whiney, self-centered individual. Completely self-absorbed and oblivious to the needs of others around you, your ego knows no bounds. Worst of all, though you view yourself as a cutthroat leader, your bumbling antics and shenanigans yeild terrible results for those you attempt to lead. Your mistakes and careless decisons have to be covered up by the genius of others. Without a doubt, you are a buffoon.

You're a brick. Brickhouse. Not neccesarliy built like one (though possibly), but more prominently with how you deal with others. Some go around, some go over or under.....but not you. You go through. No matter what brick wall this life throws at you, headlong you barrel through it. Not the smartest tool in the shed, you are fiercly loyal and loved by many. Complex problems and weighty conversations are to your detriment, but like a big ox rolling down a hill, onward you head towards any obstacle. You have a penchant for good food, but not fashion.

You are incredibly adaptable to any and every situation. No matter the audience, your uncanny ability to blend in allows you to dine with kings and queens as well as the scum of the earth. Not outspoken or brash, you embrace the ambuguity of being unknown. Due to your reserved nature, not everyone is aware of your keen intellect, which is of little consequence to you. The opinion of others does not drive you, rather, you relish success while thriving in the background.

Your primary objective in life is the empty and vain pursuit of acceptance. Catering to everyone, you ultimately stand for nothing. Your morals and principles are blown by the wind of public opinion and cultural relativity. Terrified of confrontation, your verbal dribble tickles the ears of listeners like cotton candy....colorful on the outside but of no substance whatsoever. You are the Charlie Brown of today. Wishy washy, tolerant of everything until something new comes along. You are a terrible human being and offer nothing of value to this planet. Away with you.