Which transfer window boss are you?

His price tag

His watch

Whatever the committee tells me it is

His beard

On Eurosport 5

At my own IMAX

On the chairman’s TV

In the Wetherspoons

Phone? I fax them

The chairman does that

An old Nokia

An iPhone 9

The chairman’s favourite soap star

The brothers from the Cereal Killer Cafe

I’ll do it myself

Bono

1-5-3-1

4-3-3

However the new signing fits

4-4-2

Car boot sales with ’er indoors

Peruvian scouting mission

Yacht parties in Monaco

End-of-season Asian tour

Freshly polished Roller

The sponsor’s latest model

Second-hand Mondeo

A fixie

Pin-stripe suit and shiny brogues

Branded club shop tracksuit

Sheepskin coat and flat cap

Retro 80s away kit

Tight purse strings

They parked the bus!

Wrong type of grass

I take full responsibility

Agents

Journalists asking questions about my chairman

Coloured boots

Financial Fair Play

High end prostitute

Limited edition Roy of the Rovers comic

Nothing, I’m the gaffer not his mate

A cake, on behalf of the chairman

Couldn’t sign the players I wanted

My ideas were not always understood

I want to win trophies

Chairman did not give me enough room to breathe