Which Game of Thrones character are you, realistically?
Game of Thrones is a gigantic world full of interesting characters. We'll determine which one you are from these 10 questions. This is the most realistic Game of Thrones quiz you'll ever take.
Where were you born?
You have been working on a scheme to gain more power. There is another person who is more powerful than you in your way. What do you do?
How would your friends describe you?
What type of spoon was in your mouth when you were born?
How are you in a fight?
Have you ever been hunting?
What is your last name?
A loyal friend of yours has gotten himself embroiled in a war. AS USUAL. Fighting against him will strengthen your position in the kingdom. What do you do?
How are you answering this quiz?
Are you Hodor?
You are a peasant in Westeros, let's say... that one there, under the giant red arrow. You were not born into an extravagantly wealthy family, so you don't have much. However, your literacy means you could take up an apprenticeship and maybe one day run a business. All in all, things could be worse. By blending into the background, you avoid the attention of the powerful, who tend to have people like you that they notice killed horribly. What, did you think you were going to be Tyrion? You aren't altering the geopolitical landscape on two continents now, so you wouldn't be doing it there either. Let's face it, you aren't going to make it into the history books in this life, why would you do so in Westeros? But hey, you got to see the queen walk through the streets naked! Not bad at all!
Some bad luck here. You were not born into money, so you have no use to anyone except as a slave. You're literate, somehow, so you probably will be better treated and be owned by a merchant who puts you to use with words and numbers rather than back-breaking labor or whipped when he gets bored. It would have been better if you had been born in Westeros, but even then you'd still be living in the sewer runoff of the nobility. What, did you think you were going to be Tyrion? You aren't altering the geopolitical landscape on two continents now, so you wouldn't be doing it here either. You have some hope though! A foreign woman has come to the land saying she is going to abolish slavery, and she claims to have dragons, and okay maybe she sounds crazy when she says to have an extinct monster helping her, much less three, but you have to have hope! Ignore the fact that there is war wherever she goes and life doesn't seem to improve for anybody, and that she also tends to sit around not doing anything, for, like, EVER, so you'll probably die a slave-related death before then. But, um, hope? Maybe you'll at least get to see a dragon.
Congratulations! You are a noble! You were born to wealth and live in a fine home with all the amenities that can be offered. Unfortunately, you are probably going to be murdered by another noble due to some conflict or other. Or a general disagreement. Or a power play. Or so they can take your spouse. Really, the possibilities are endless. Your violent death will likely culminate in an unmarked grave, your memories lost to time. But at least you aren't one of those bloody peasants who have to serve you. Enjoy your life while you still have it!
You are Hodor! You're just a big ol' dummy. No one's quite sure how you got so big and dumb, but here you are, you big dummy. You may be extremely loyal, or you may just do whatever anyone tells you and you've only ever been around one family so you seem loyal. Despite your prodigious size and strength, your cowardice makes you fairly useless in a fight, unless a small child takes over your mind. Still, some people would be ecstatic if you wound up sitting on the Iron Throne. HODOR!