Who Said It: Hillary Clinton or Lisa Simpson?
Who Said It: Hillary Clinton or Lisa Simpson?
One's a diplomat, one's a TV character, but they both want to be the first female POTUS.
One's a diplomat, one's a TV character, but they both want to be the first female POTUS.
"Just as a positive outlook on life can promote good health, so can everyday acts of kindness."
"Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel."
"College football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts."
"You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings."
"I wonder if it's possible to be a Republican and a Christian at the same time."
"Beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks."
"Like it or not, women are always subject to criticism if they show too much feeling in public."
"Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?"
"They asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart."
"Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
"Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful they call her a witch?"
"Well you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels."
"When you're knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on."
"In my White House, we will know who wears the pantsuits."
"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"
"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
"Every child needs a champion."
"The best missile defense system of all would be a just and lasting peace."