What Kind Of Masturbator Are You?
What Kind Of Masturbator Are You?
Everyone does it, but not everyone does it the same.
Everyone does it, but not everyone does it the same.
Your ideal place to get freaky with yourself is...
Your preferred method of clean up is...
Your self gratification sessions are...
If someone calls my name while I'm awarding the snake his diploma/re-enacting a scene from 'The Pearl' I...
I heighten the experience by using...
When you watch porn you...
Do you use toys? Where do you hide them?
Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious
You're not fooling anyone. You might think you're being sneaky, but you spend too much time in the bathroom and are using socks to clean up the mess. Rookie mistakes.
The Ninja
The Ninja
There is no physical evidence that even suggests you know what masturbation is. Way to cover your tracks.
Loud and Proud
Loud and Proud
You're gonna do you and not let anyone else get in the way of your happiness. So what if they hear whatever ungodly, squishy noises are coming from behind your slightly open door? You're not ashamed.
Wham Bam Thank You Hand.
Wham Bam Thank You Hand.
Just a few touches is all it takes to get you off. You're used to doing it in a hurry for fear of getting caught.
The Long Kiss Goodnight.
The Long Kiss Goodnight.
No one's home. Your laptop has fully battery and your friends cancelled dinner plans. You know what time it is, and you're going to enjoy every single moment of this. We're talking multiple browser tabs until you find something just right...and then you'll switch the video and find something else. Nice and slow, just the way you like it.