Can We Guess Your Favorite App By Your Favorite App?

If you're keeping your eye on your wallet, you can't get more budget friendly than free bread. In Russia you have to wait in line for it, but here in America, they lob it to each table because bread is as free as the people in this country. USA! USA! USA!

Maybe you're using Uber because you've been asked to leave a party immediately, or maybe you just want someone who owns a Camry to offer you free gum, but no matter what the reason, you're not getting into an Uber sober. If your night is ending with a designated driver, it is starting with booze.

You like your appetizers like you like your dates, lots of options all laid out for you on a Lazy Susan for you to spin through. Warning: swipe left enough times, you get the same thing again.

Fun, fast, and mildly guilt-inducing. French fries and Snaps are cheap little morsel that are easy to share and disappear fast. And, if you're lucky, once in a while you get that really long fry.*

*dick pic

Nachos are the most photogenic of the appetizer world. People who eat nachos appreciate the process taken to turn boring old chips into something delicious by adding layers like cheese, sour cream, and X-Pro 2.

Mmm... soup. Your children all have families of their own, leaving you with plenty of time to raise a virtual farm and comforting yourself with a nice bowl of cream of broccoli or chicken noodle. Don't forget to complain to the waitress if it is too hot/salty/not enough chickens.

The chicken quesadilla: a classic app for a classic app. Totally shareable morsels, or perfectly fine for you to consume on your own for hours while you stalk people you knew in high school. I can't believe they got married.

Just because you don't know the names of what you are eating (or listening to), it doesn't mean that you aren't enjoying it. Try all the meats! Have someone cut them up for you and consume them. And, if you are lucky, maybe the restaurant will label them for you so you can remember you like them later.