25 Most Cringeworthy Things Chicks Do, According To Guys

"When I can't even finish my own goddamn story."

"I do not believe for a moment that you find me even vaguely attractive, yet you're smiling at me and pressing your boob against my arm while you ask me to do something that I just politely told you isn't going to happen."

"This is such a huge red flag to me, if you have this in your dating profile I'll move right along and save us both the trouble."

"A lot of guys tell me they like dating women who they can teach and explain things to and who are really impressed by how smart they are. I think some women try to use that to their advantage."

"Women go into detail. Men are like, 'so did you two bang last night?' 'Yea, where's the rocket launcher? I need it for this level.'"

"It's like the hunting cry of a pterodactyl."

"Why some women think this is okay behavior, I don't know. If a guy tried to pull some money out from his crotch covered in ball sweat people would lose their shit."

"The first time I met my girlfriend's work friends, the first words one of them said to me were, 'you break her heart and I break your penis,' then she hugged me, squealed and laughed, thinking it was the funniest thing in the world. I didn't hug back."

"When certain girls (and guys) do that limp handshake that's like a dead fish."

"They know they leave bronzer stains on clothes but they still apply even more the next day. Throw in the duck face pose, it's game over."

"All my female friends have admitted to doing this, and I just can not wrap my head around it."

"What's wrong?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
[LATER]
I can't believe you didn't care about how I felt!"

"Oh my f*cking god I had a girl do this to me once. Like wtf? I thought you wanted to hang out? I couldn't care less about these people."

"As a gay guy, when I'm treated like a pet cause they need their token gay friend. It's the primary reason I don't get along with many women."

"Me: 'You look nice today.'
Her: 'Do I not look nice other days??'
Fuck Off."

"UGHHHH. When they hash tag their own photos with #fat #uglyface, etc. STOP. You wouldn't put the photo up if you didn't think you looked decent enough to put it on social media."

Specifically act like total enthusiasts of whatever their current SO does- "It's like when you hold a microphone up too close to the speakers."

"'Today I'm feeling angry' *draws angry eyebrows*"

"It's not cute, it just makes me feel like I'm trying to get in the panties of a 3 year old trapped in the wrong body."

"Assume you're after her when you just want to finish your group project and need the details, she says 'I have a boyfriend.'
GTFO OF HERE!"

"Some of my students wear such strong perfume that when I come home I smell like them just because I've been sat near them for half an hour or so. I know I do, and my wife, the trooper that she is, says nothing about it. I've actually considered mentioning it to the students but I think it would be inappropriate."

"This does not impress me, I don't know why, but it's more of a turn-off actually."

"Good or bad, I don't really care to hear about him either way."

"Ask a girl which restaurant she wants to eat at and she responds by saying she doesn't care. Then she proceeds to complain about EVERY FUCKING ONE OF MY SUGGESTIONS."

"I found it incredibly unattractive, but she seemed to think it was a good and attractive thing? Maybe it is to some guys. I really saw it as her kind of wanting to worship a man. Tinder is a weird place sometimes."