This Would You Rather Quiz Will Test Your Humanity Like It's Never Been Tested Before

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

Would you rather be beautiful but stupid or intelligent but ugly?

Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like poop or eat poop that tastes like chocolate?

Would you rather have constantly dry eyes or a constant runny nose?

Would you rather kill one innocent person or five people who committed minor crimes?

Would you rather pee every time you stand up or poop every time you sit down?

Would you rather have a completely automated home or a self-driving car?

Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

Would you rather face your fears or forget that you have them?