20 Of The Top Puns You'll Ever See
They're all so PUNNY!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A GUMMY BEAR!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A POUCH POTATO!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? IT WASN'T PEELING WELL!
How do you organize a space party? YOU PLANET!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? AN INVESTIGATOR!
Becoming a vegetarian... ...IS A BIG MISSED STEAK!
What kind of shorts do clouds where? THUNDERWEAR!
Tyrannosaurus, brontosaurus... THESAURUS!
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? HOODINI!
What do you call a thieving alligator?' A CROOKODILE!
THE GREAT CATSBY!
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What do you call an everyday potato? A COMMENTATOR!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? YOU ROCKET!
What happens when you put two goldfish in a tank...
What do you call a pig that does karate? PORK CHOP!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? T-REX!
What has eyes but cannot see? A POTATO!
What job did the frog have at the hotel? BELLHOP!
