Who said that?
Woody Allen or Kermit the Frog
Who said it? Kermit or Woody?
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
Woody obviously. I'm not sure Kermit actually has a nose.
"I am two with nature."
Also Woody.
"I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me."
Kermit answering the unanswered questions of the late 20th century male.
"If life were easy, it wouldn’t be difficult."
Boom. Kermit. That one was a curveball.
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!