Which B-Side Late Night Food Are You?
Which B-Side Late Night Food Are You?
Not everyone can be mac & cheese bites!
Not everyone can be mac & cheese bites!
Which baby do you most resemble when you're drunk?
What's your favorite Dartmouth performance group?
What's one class you'll never take at Dartmouth?
How would you woo your crush?
Which Dartmouth challenge are you most likely to complete?
But mostly, are you Bed, Bath or Beyond?
Those weird doughnuts not served at any other time
Those weird doughnuts not served at any other time
You're sweet, under-appreciated and a little bit of a wallflower.
Why don't you show up more often? What do you do for the rest of the day? Are you just out absorbing moisture for the other 16 hours so that someone's first treacly bite can be just right, like drywall crumbs wrapped in a wet paper towel?
Plain tricolor pasta
Plain tricolor pasta
You're reliable, yet funky.
Sure, some of your weirder (green) pieces taste like trash, but you're an old standby. Your friends always know you'll be there, both a weird and bland constant in the otherwise ever-changing whirlwind that is Dartmouth Dining.
The value box of mozz sticks in the salad bar
The value box of mozz sticks in the salad bar
You're a well-greased machine of efficiency.
Does that mean cutting corners sometimes and sacrificing the ethereal joy of biting into a mozz stick that is actually filled with melted cheese rather than porous cheese putty? Yes. But hey, when you're a Sachs (wo)man, you'll be able to afford all the hot mozz sticks you want.
A salad with an old, weird egg on top
A salad with an old, weird egg on top
You're a loose cannon. No one can predict what you will do next.
Are you taking this weird salad back to stacks five, or did you sprint barefoot across the green to get here, hotly pursued by Phil Hanlon himself? No one knows for sure.
A kale smoothie
A kale smoothie
Contrary to popular belief, you CAN do it all. You woke up at 6 a.m. to go to the gym, you went to office hours to get a little prof facetime and you're going to sleep a cool eight hours tonight.
But sometimes, you look wistfully at the chicken tenders. The pork buns. The drunken, judgmental stares of your peers. Sometimes being better than everyone else is just so exhausting, ya know?
Multiple corn dogs
Multiple corn dogs
You are a drunken nightmare and you do what you want. One corn dog? Three corn dogs? Whatever.
People frequently refer to things you do as "savage," but that's just because they don't know how to follow their hearts like you do. Eat another corn dog. Do it.