Which First-Year Trip Are You?
Which First-Year Trip Are You?
If you ever feel intimidated by an impressive Dartmouth grad, just remember that they, too, pooped in the woods at some point.
If you ever feel intimidated by an impressive Dartmouth grad, just remember that they, too, pooped in the woods at some point.
What's your favorite bathroom on campus?
Hop mozz sticks or Collis mozz sticks?
Why does the person next to you in lecture hate you?
You have a magic bottle that constantly refills. What do you want in it?
Choose an emoji:
How do you feel about Keystone?
Now... are you Bed, Bath or Beyond?
HIKING 4 THO
HIKING 4 THO
You enjoy physical pain.
Or maybe you've just transcended the plane of reality and attained that ethereal level of crunch where pain cannot penetrate your "Patagonia on top, shorts on the bottom, hiking socks pulled up to mid-calf" shell.
I am jealous of you. I am likely also slightly afraid of you.
Cabin Camping
Cabin Camping
HANG OUT, PLAY GAMES!
You're expertly ~chill~, but simultaneously also willing to commit a cold and calculated murder in the name of the game Contact. It's when perfectly sedentary, plotting the demise of your enemies over corn nuts, that you're really at your best.
Kayaking
Kayaking
Much like Beta spring formal, you're a party in a boat.
Though sometimes underestimated, kayaking kills the trips game. You get to wash, you get to sit, and most of all, you get to link together into some kind of super-raft and basically just float down the river playing games much of the time.
Adventure Quest
Adventure Quest
Who are you, really?
Like adventure quest, you are shrouded in an air of mystery. Do you battle monsters? Is there Peyote involved? Do you perform magic, forcing the deepest, darkest pits of Oak Hill to open and accept a single trippee as a sacrifice, later reporting that this trippee was expelled for drinking before matriculation? Anything could happen when you're around.
Organic Farming
Organic Farming
Your dominant personality trait is "hungry."
You've purposely dropped a class so that you wouldn't have an 11, 12, 2 before, and you've probably 5-second ruled something from a Novack table. You're also, somehow, the most likely person in any room to use the word "dank."
HIke and Climb
HIke and Climb
You're an undercover badass.
It's true that no one is going to call you "Psycho Hiking," and your presence does not immediately strike fear and awe into the hearts of passersby, you could still knock out a cool "strenuous 7-mile hike," and then risk your life by clinging to a sheer rock face without blinking an eye. You go, hike & climb hardo.