Which Boxed Wine Are You?
Which Boxed Wine Are You?
Are you fruity? Do you have an earthy bouquet and a hint of clove? Can the discerning taster detect within you subtle banana notes? Are you ready and waiting to be poured into someone's mouth from overhead?
Take this quiz and find out (which boxed wine you are).
Are you fruity? Do you have an earthy bouquet and a hint of clove? Can the discerning taster detect within you subtle banana notes? Are you ready and waiting to be poured into someone's mouth from overhead?
Take this quiz and find out (which boxed wine you are).
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Chillable Red
Chillable Red
Your chill to pull ratio is a frankly impressive 5:5.
You're the boxed wine everybody wants to hang with. If pong were played with Franzia, well, in reality it would be crisp white probably, but it SHOULD be you. You go, chillable red.
Crisp White
Crisp White
You own Sperry topsiders and have been to Derby. You understand the rules of squash and have a complicated Starbucks order.
Crisp white. You are crisp white.
Sunset Blush
Sunset Blush
The sweetest and most demure Franzia, you could also easily pass for relatively nasty Powerade or one of those Crystal Light packets that was not mixed properly.
Like the queen of Franzias herself, you are best enjoyed from a Class of 2019 mug while tempting a ridiculous hangover.
Fruity Red Sangria
Fruity Red Sangria
Have you ever had a Lunchable? You are the Lunchable of wines.
At the end of the day you, too, could put two slices of pepperoni on a cracker and call it a pizza (or pour your own cranberry juice into some wine and pretend you love yourself), but that's just so much WORK.
Much like fruity red sangria, you are despicable yet also delicious.