Who Were You In "Another Period"?

Sugar, spice, and everything... vice? You are Lillian! Everything is already nice, which means you don't have to be, so why bother? Isn't that what servants and suitors are for? You're a Bellacourt for Pete's sake, you run the world - or at least the magnet industry. Keeping up with the other rich children is so hard, so if you don't get your way you know you're falling behind and somebody's gonna have hell to pay! Like that one time you didn't get a golden pony on your bday because it died while they were dipping it in molten, liquid gold. Arghhh, so aggravating! Even competing with sister Beatrice is taxing, but at least you're still a Bellacourt!

Look at you! You're me! I mean I'm me, but you're Beatrice too! We're so freaking hot, don't you just love it? Some people say life is hard, but to be honest I don't really know what life is, it's just this human experience we all seem to be simultaneously living from our own perspectives in reality that is somehow linked subconsciously? IDK, when I talk like that my head really hurts, and it scares my boyrf- I mean brother Frederick, so I just don't do it! Everybody is nicer to me when I don't do things, and that's why Lillian and I get so mad when people try to make women do things! All women have life easy now, and the Bellacourt's will not be the ones to eff that one up!

HAHAHA, so you think you could be me? Alright knave, sit down, take notes, and STFU! So yea I've been stuck with this whole Bellacourt thing for the last 10 years, it's an OK gig, especially since I can manipulate everybody! I have to get my hands dirty daily, but like I always say you're not living dirty you're not living at all. I really love the muck, the grime, and all the things I can do from behind... the scenes of course. Does that make you uncomfortable? Oh yeaaa, now you're doin' it the Hamish way baby!

My name is Celine, not Chair. Damned Bellacourt's named me that when I came to this forsaken place, and I haven't been able to shake it since. Commodore Bellacourt is the only reason I'm here, I'm his mistress but he's never here so now I have to go with this whole servant ruse and it's wearing on me! Putting up with all their ridiculous orders, selfish tendencies, and blatant disregard for human life is incomprehensible, but hey, it's better than prostitution!

Ahhh, to be the only male heir to the Bellacourt Kingdom is something very special. I don't know what that is particularly, but everybody says it's something really cool. If you're like me you focus on the simple things in life like lawn rowing, secretly making love to your sister, and ensuring that rocks have a high quality of life in their latter years. I may not know how old I am or who/what "senate" is, but I am living my life and it is oh so good to be a Bellacourt!