Who said it: Cycling commentator or Alan Partridge?
Who said it: Cycling commentator or Alan Partridge?
Comedy character or a Steve Coogan creation... you decide
Comedy character or a Steve Coogan creation... you decide

"If you're hanging on by the skin of your teeth, don't open your mouth"
"Bridge to engine room we need more power"
"He's a beast of a man"
"He's top dog but he's not wearing a top hat!"
"As we look down on these cyclists who look like cattle in a mad way… cattle on bikes"
"It's like being in a James Bond film here right now in & out of this hot & cold weather in the torture chamber"
"There's not a lot happening. Quite unremarkable really... oh good, someone's fallen"
"There he is pumping away, with his gristle-like muscly legs, inside those tight lycra shorts"
"He can choose all the lines. What a script it is; he's writing it at the moment"
"Do you want a piece of history? Well join the party"
"Swaying from side to side in his own inimitable bike riding way"
"You're not ordinary: you're French"
"Look at those calves, he looks like he's smuggling frozen chickens"